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The Daily Mauling: 2.28.2024

"Tax Hike Approved"? Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.

The Daily Mauling: 2.27.2024

You can’t hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.

The Daily Mauling: 2.26.2024

Oops, lost a nail. Well, that’s leprosy for you.

The Weekend Mauling: 2.24.2024

Next, your Mickey Mantle for my picture of Homer on the couch.

The Daily Mauling: 2.23.2024

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore? Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

The Daily Mauling: 2.22.2024

In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned? The cash register says, "NRA4ever." Just one of the hundreds of radical, right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening.

The Daily Mauling: 2.21.2024

So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal... but only Fujikawa rice crackers make your interiors go bananas. What did I do to deserve this? Oh, right…

The Daily Mauling: 2.20.2024

Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do. Taxi!

The Daily Mauling: 2.19.2024

David Crosby, you’re my hero! Oh, you like my music? You’re a musician?

The Daily Mauling: 2.16.2024

Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.

The Daily Mauling: 2.15.2024

Well, this reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. It may not be perfect, but it’s still the best government we have... for now. Well, this reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. It may not be perfect, but it’s still the best government we have... for now.

The Daily Mauling: 2.14.2024

Hey, pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?

The Daily Mauling: 2.13.2024

Oh, Kent, I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.

The Daily Mauling: 2.12.2024

So many doorbells. I’m in way over my head.

The Super Bowl Mauling

Let’s look at a picture book... The Big Book of British Smiles.

The Daily Mauling: 2.9.2024

"Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, geez. He actually wrote "diddly." That was thoughtful.

The Daily Mauling: 2.8.2024

There doesn’t seem to be any "Any" key.

The Daily Mauling: 2.7.2024

I’m not gonna let ‘em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he’s the new guy. Right on, Mr. S. Put a sock in it, Roy!

The Daily Mauling: 2.6.2024

Everybody remember, we’re parked under the Sunsphere.

The Daily Mauling: 2.5.2024

Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! Premium! Dude!

The Daily Mauling: 2.2.2024

Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill… Ooh. Second notice.

The Daily Mauling: 2.1.2024

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That’s the joke.

The Daily Mauling: 1.31.2024

Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? Yeah. When Daddy hit the referee?

The Daily Mauling: 1.30.2024

Hey, what are all these holes? Speed holes. They make the car go faster. Oh, yeah. Speed holes.

The Daily Mauling: 1.29.2024

I’m Henry the Eighth, I am. Henry the Eighth, I am, I am. I’ve been eating since 6:00 a.m. For dessert I’ll have dinner again.

The Conference Championship Mauling: 1.28.2024

Must kill Moe. Wheeeee!

How to Watch: Kansas at Iowa State

Game time, channel, radio, odds, and more for today’s game

The Daily Mauling: 1.26.2024

D-ohh! Who’d have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?

The Daily Mauling: 1.25.2024

They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them. It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it, Seymour? Yes. Yes, it is, sir.

The Daily Mauling: 1.24.2024

Watch out for the Shaq attack! Ow! I told you to watch out.

The Daily Mauling: 1.23.2024

No, Homer. I won’t make fun. But I will suggest there may be better things in life... than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football.

The Daily Mauling: 1.22.2024

My eyes. The goggles do nothing!