I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!
He called me greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had
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That’s show business for you. One day, you’re the most important guy who ever lived. The next day, you’re some schmo working in a box factory.
This is even more painful than it looks.
Talking out of turn, that’s a paddling.
Can’t sleep. Clown’ll eat me.
Parents need to be sure their sitter can handle anything that might happen. That’s why they hire teenagers.
All right, all right. You win. I see you’ve played knifie-spoonie before
So, I guess this is it. If you don’t mind, I’ll run alongside the train... as it speeds you from my life
Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities— synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots... replacing my birth control pills with Tic Tacs.
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Jalen Wilson y’all
How many cats have the Simpsons had?
What is Bart Simpsons full name?
Picture a Kansas basketball #0 jersey. Who is wearing it?
But Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I’m 64 grand in the hole. They’re gonna take my thumbs!
Get ready, everybody. He’s about to do something stupid.
Great start for the defending national champions!
No problem, you can wear the store sock
Don’t worry boy, when you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer
Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night?! Marge, we haven’t missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in ‘87!
Let’s tip off the season!
Still not clean. Stink of failure still on me
Oh, don’t you worry, most of you will never fall in love, and marry out of fear of dying alone
It must be the first of the month, new billboard day!
Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!