Relax, Homer. At Globex, we don’t believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!
No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It’s a terrible strain on the animator’s wrist.
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Well, we better leave him in there. Moving him now could kill him and tire us out.
Take a look at this, Lisa. You don’t see any ‘Homer Is A Dope’ t-shirts, do you?
Stupid TV. Be more funny!
I’ve got two words for you: ‘mellow out, man’!
Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.
Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory.
Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world’s fattest racehorse. And now we need your ice man
I have laryngitis and it hurts to talk, so I’ll just say one thing: you never do anything right
Oh my God, space aliens! Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either! Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.
That’s how it is, though. One day your wife is making you your favourite meal, the next day you’re thawin’ a hot dog in a gas station sink
There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality
Hey, Homer. Wing me another one of them, uh…burgers, would you? Can’t quite seem to…stand up under my own power anymore.
Well, well. Look who it is. Mr ‘I don’t need alcohol to enjoy life’.
Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they’re going without resorting to public transportation or car-pooling, I give you the key to the city
‘Lisa is an outstanding student with a slight tendency toward know-it-all-ism’
Nice try, Floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
"Try not to speak. It’s making your body ripple."
Ooh, they have the internet on computers now.
Hey, Bart. Your epidermis is showing!
‘Meditations on Turning Eight’, by Lisa Simpson. ‘I had a cat named Snowball, she died, she died! Mom said she was sleeping, she lied, she lied! Why, oh why is my cat dead? Couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead?’
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Cover me, Sarge. I’m going after Bart’s soul. *If the Ayatollah can’t have it, no-one can*
Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better.
"That’s right! *Dead* serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!"
"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true. Facts schmacts."
I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. P.S, please alter my pants as fashion dictates
*I have to go now. My planet needs me.*
Nudist colonies are everywhere these days. I’d love to go but I…can’t get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit
You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom. Then we bake for nine months and…Mmm, that’s good Billy!
Er, uh, well…in light of these new facts of which I now realise I was largely aware, I must take action
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