Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capitol City’s nakedest ladies. They’re not even wearing a smile. *Nod suggestively*. Yes, six. Count ‘em. Six gorgeous ladies just dying...for your leers and catcalls. Yowza, yowza
Top o’ the morning to ye, on this grey, drizzly afternoon. Kent O’Brockman live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish. Except, of course, for the gays and the Italians