Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walkin’, not for fancy walkin’.
A win without a Cobee Bryant touchdown
We need more ‘Bort’ license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of ‘Bort’ license plates
Let the bears pay the Bear Tax! I pay the Homer tax!
Fall schedule is heating up
The Kansas Jayhawks have a football team!
Lets go Jayhawks
Due to popular demand, we will forgo our national anthem
Can KU cover for a third week in a row?
Late goal sinks the Jayhawks
Can the Jayhawks start 3-0?
Jayhawk Classic starts right for KU
Hey, yutz! Guns aren’t toys. They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
The cellar has a new dweller
I can’t wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I’m not popular enough to be different
Heisman hype and a weird snake hybrid are factors this week
Mother’s gone too far. She’s put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented ‘Man Without a Face’, I didn’t even know he had a problem!
Country roads, take me home, To the place I belong ..... Kansas
Hello, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I’m doing my rounds, and, uh, I’m a little behind
Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
How 'bout them Jayhawks!!!
That was awesome!
The undefeated Kansas Jayhawks travel to Morgantown