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Men’s Golf: Big 12 Championship Day 2
Will King has a fine day
The Daily Mauling: 4.25.2023
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
Men’s Golf Big 12 Championship Day 1
OU has a 12-stroke lead going into round 3
The Daily Mauling: 4.24.2023
He can talk! He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk
Men’s Golf Starts Big 12 Championship Today
Jayhawks part of strong field
The Weekend Mauling: 4.22.2023
Jumping Kangaroo Rats
The Daily Mauling: 4.21.2023
100 bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Malangelo?
The Daily Mauling: 4.20.2023
Then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."
The Daily Mauling: 4.19.2023
What’d you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
The Daily Mauling: 4.18.2023
If only I were in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on. Oh, God, I’m delirious.
Jayhawk Playoff Watch: Opening Weekend Review
Will this be Joel Embiid’s year?
The Daily Mauling: 4.17.2023
If you stay, you can have anything you want to eat... even some sort of gelatin dish. It’s made from hooves, you know.
KU Sports Calendar for the Week of April 17 - April 23, 2023
Big 12 Championships on tap this week for two teams
The Weekend Mauling: 4.15.2023
According to my calculations, the robots won’t go berserk for at least 24 hours. Oh, I forgot to carry the one.
The Daily Mauling: 4.14.2023
Oh, come on, Edna! We both know these children have no future!
The Daily Mauling: 4.13.2023
I don’t know. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say he eats more like a duck.
The Daily Mauling: 4.12.2023
Look at my "aggieculture" project. It’s a piece of a cow.
The Daily Mauling: 4.11.2023
Hello, I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true and by true I mean false. It’s all lies but they’re entertaining lies and in the end isn’t that the real truth. The answer is no.
The Daily Mauling: 4.10.2022
The following neighborhood residents will not be killed by me— Ned Flanders, Maude Flanders...
KU Sports Calendar for the Week of April 10 - April 16, 2023
Both golf teams have a good week
Fun with AI: LeBron as a Jayhawk
A what if
The Daily Mauling: 4.7.2023
He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.
The Daily Mauling: Bill Self Mauls Press Conference
Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo... after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
The Daily Mauling: 4.5.2023
Hey, you know what? I could call my maw while I’m up here. Hey, Maw! Get off the dang roof!
The Daily Mauling: 4.4.2023
BART!! YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!!!!