Marge. You hide in the abandoned amusement park. Lisa, the Pet Cemetery. Bart, spooky Roller Disco. And I’ll go skinny-dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight
"Please, please, kids. Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa’s right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers."
Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed…‘Beat up waiter’. This reporter suggested ‘Waitergate’, but was howled down at the press club
I’ve decided to bring in a few ringers, professional baseballers. We’ll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai ‘Three-Finger’ Brown...