Today, Oklahoma beat Kansas in football by a score of 62-9.
But more importantly, today the presidential election was called in favor of Joe Biden, who appears to have beaten incumbent President Donald Trump's ass by a score of 306-232 electoral votes. This ends Trump's reign of terror on democracy and freedom, which has plagued the United States for nearly four years.
For some strange reason, fans of Team Trump have yet to acknowledge their beating, thinking that some type of court ruling will suddenly save them from reality - the reality that the people of the United States decided they did not want Trump in the White House any longer.
KU football still sucks, but at least the country just got a little bit better.