Notebook: Kansas Football continues to make me #MadOnline

The story about the Lawson brothers entertaining a return to Memphis is just clickbait. The only way that even has a chance of happening is if something happened to Bill Self at KU.

Oak Park’s Ochai Agbaji is now a top-150 recruit per Rivals.

The Kansas football spring game is on April 28th. It can be a fun day for the kids, at least.

Due to a lack of depth on the offensive line, Kansas won’t hold a traditional 4-quarter game, opting instead for an open practice with “a handful of scrimmage-like situations.” Sigh.

I like Joe Dineen. I really do. His grandma was cool, I met her in the stands a couple of years ago. But come on, Joe, this is absolutely ridiculous: “Defensively, the scores might not have depicted it, but we really started to play better toward the end of the year. The points, that’s unacceptable, but we really did start to play better and in some games we really showed.”

In which games did they show? The rather embarrassing beatdown by a shorthanded Baylor team? Giving up nearly 500 yards to Oklahoma? Over 650 yards to Oklahoma State? I guess they played OK at Texas but had 4 turnovers in the first half of that game and never recovered.

Criminy.

Speaking of spring games, Ryan Willis outplayed expected starter Josh Jackson in Virginia Tech’s spring game, completing 10-15 passes for 262 yards and 2 TDs, including an 83-yard bomb. Meanwhile, TE Jace Sternberger caught 8 passes for 147 yards and 2 TDs in Texas A&M’s spring game.

This coaching staff is an embarrassment, and so is the man who hired them. #FireZenger

I’m all kinds of #MadOnline now. Dammit.

In other news...

I thought this was an interesting click on how athletes beat tests for marijuana.

The Angels have asked fans to not cheer so loudly during Shohei Ohtani’s at-bats. Yeah, um, good luck with that I guess.

Joel Embiid has cleared the concussion protocol, but was kept out of the Game 2 loss against Miami, and he is not happy about it.

It’s TAX DAY! Anyone hear of any good freebies? I think the best one I’ve heard about is at Chic-Fil-A. Whatever you buy today you can get again for free over the next seven days (if you keep your receipt) - at participating restaurants, of course.

And if you have any questions about your return, just do what I did and call fizzle. I’m sure he won’t be busy today at all.