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So, I'm going mention a few things that Baylor fans should be ashamed of. Then, I'm going to show you a bunch of pictures that Baylor fans should be ashamed of. Then I'm going to tell you a story. So, let us begin... Because, apparently, we Jayhawk fans have no qualms about starting forest fires.
Things Baylor Fans Should Be Ashamed Of:
Chancellor Ken Starr
Pretty questionable choice to lead your university, if you ask me.
*cough, David Koresh, cough*
The Baylor Basketball Scandal in the Early 2000s
Murder, drug use, recruiting violations, lying to investigators... it's all a normal day in the Baylor basketball program.
These Gifs of Your Fans:
And now, for my story:
I admit the whole story was made up and ridiculous on purpose. But, it definitely sounds like something Scott Drew would do ... or at least this "image" of Scott Drew non-Baylor Big 12 fans have built up in their minds.
His Weird Open-Mouth Shouting Faces
His "I'm Going To Effing Murder You & There's A Historical Precedent For That In Our Program" Face
His "Nailed It" Face
His "WTF Just Happened / I'm Probably Going To Be Fired For This, Aren't I?" Face
And, my personal favorite:
His "I'm Putting My Arm Around You And Invading Your Personal Space On An Uncomfortable Level" Face
And the sad thing is: about 18 of 22 of these photos came from the past five or so Baylor basketball games. So, Drew has clearly been on his facial acting skills for a while, and you can really tell his Performing Arts School acting classes really paid off.
I know it was a bit long, but thanks for sticking with us till the end, dear reader. Whether you be a Jayhawk or a Baptist Baylor Bear fan (ah, the alliteration!), I'm glad you read this. And may the best team win this weekend!