So the exact scenario I envisioned happened last week, so I picked one of the two tied choices. Which one? I guess you'll have to wait to find out below.
I had way too many articles for this week, so I had to leave a lot of them out. Think I missed something this week? Then you should have sent it in yourself. If others send them in, I try to get them in the list somewhere. Now on to the list.
Looks like someone flunked bible school.
Out of the fire, then right back in.
At least no one has turned in to a butt portal yet.
More kicking hijinks. Somehow these never get old.
The ruling on the field stands. The video is inconclusive.
And now to the countdown.
I'm not sure what's worse, that they got sued for a pole vaulting accident, or that a 1 million dollar judgement would force a liquidation.
Maybe he wouldn't have gotten hurt if he had used a bit more pelvic thrust.
Nothing like stopping the laws of physics to turn a screw-up into an awesome play.
At least this is better than hammering through a concrete wall
Looks like someone is raising their kid right.
So there you have it. Are any of these articles good enough to dethrone last week's champion?