Lots to choose from today. Rather than letting the links go to waste, I'll include the leftover links in the next day's News and Notes.
Honorable Mentions
This Is The Worst Offensive Possession Of The NBA Season
Police Arrest Prankster Who Offered Tony Dungy The USC Job
Shawne Merriman Took Off In The Middle Of An Interview On ESPN2
#5 - Champions League Match Postponed Due To Biblical Hailstorm
I kept waiting for the pitch to turn red....
#4 - Here's A Goalkeeper Training By Getting Shot With Actual Cannons
Balls shooting out of a cannon? Some of those appear to have performance anxiety.
#3 - Jeff Triplette's Officiating Website Does Its Best Triplette Impression
The perfect trifecta of ineptitude. Somehow it only seemed right to put this on spot number 3, even though it likely deserved to be higher.
#2 - East Lansing Police Want To Find "Burn The Couch" Guy On Facebook
Because everyone saw that sign and said to themselves "I wasn't going to burn this couch, but he convinced me with that fabulous sign!"
#1 - PICTURE: PENIS ESPN Sign at Conference USA Title Game - SportsPickle | SportsPickle
The cameraman must have identified with this sign. Anyone else notice it leans a little to the left?
Can any of these best our former champion?