(Cue Bensa walking the concourse at Allen Fieldhouse eating a hotdog before purchasing)
(Background voiceover provided by Sam Elliott)
Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. He fits the day after Christina Aguilera butchers the National Anthem and the day that those Tigers from Missouri try to spit on the constitution. And that's the Bensa. The Bensa, from Lawrence Kansas. And even if he's a patriotic man—and the Bensa was most certainly that. Quite possibly the patriotic man in all of Douglas County, which would place him high in the runnin' for most partriotic worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here.
If You've missed the movie reference here, I'm sorry for you. Go rent it.