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The Weekend Mauling: 9.23.2023
Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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The Daily Mauling: 9.22.2023
That was just one little insignificant mosquito. That can’t change the future, right? Right?
The Daily Mauling: 9.21.2023
Then I’m sentencing you to one week of the lowest... most degrading work known to man - janitorial work!
The Daily Mauling: 9.20.2023
I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party. Marge, please. That was 20 minutes ago.
The Daily Mauling: 9.19.2023
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
The Daily Mauling: 9.18.2023
Oh. Sorry, Marge. Wrong tape. "Welcome to the jungle We got fun and games"
How to Watch: Kansas at Nevada
Game time, channel, radio, and more for today’s game
The Weekend Mauling: 9.16.2023
Tonight, Sherbert’s... Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Oh good. Unfinished. This shouldn’t take long.
The Daily Mauling: 9.15.2022
Then I’ll just stick by you in secret. Like a sock maker working on a top secret sock- Will you stop looking at your feet?!
The Daily Mauling: 9.14.2023
Hi, everybody! Ho...mer Simp...son. Okay, that was a little strange.
The Daily Mauling: 9.13.2023
Isn’t it amazing, the same day you got a pool... is the same day we realized we liked you?Isn’t it amazing, the same day you got a pool... is the same day we realized we liked you?
The Daily Mauling: 9.12.2023
Hey, Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home? I can’t. I gotta take my wife to the ballet. Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?
The Daily Mauling: 9.11.2023
Well, you’re certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.
The Weekend Mauling: 9.9.2023
Boy, they’re really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.
Kansas Holds Off Illinois 34-23 in Jalon Daniels Return
Kansas survives a late rally to go 2-0 on the season
How to Watch: Illinois at Kansas
Gametime, channel, radio, and more for tonight’s game
Kansas Football Preview: Illinois
The Jayhawks are playing on national television today
The Gameday Mauling: 9.8.2023
Ohh. I just don’t want to be here, Dad. Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.
The Daily Mauling: 9.6.2023
I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-T.
A (Semi) Statistical Recap of Missouri State
Daaaaaaa Bears da Bears da Bears da Bears da Bears da Bears da Bears
The Labor Day Mauling: 9.4.2023
Ladies, please. All our founding fathers, astronauts and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine.