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The Daily Mauling: 8.13.2022
Hmm. Needs more dog
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The Daily Mauling: 8.12.2022
Attempted murder! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
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The Daily Mauling: 8.11.2022
Attempted murder! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
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The Daily Mauling: 8.10.2022
You gave BOTH dogs away?! You know how I feel about giving!
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The Daily Mauling: 8.9.2022
Well, this time I’m drunk on love…and beer
The Daily Mauling: 8.8.2022
Alright, pie. I’m just going to do this. And if you get eaten, it’s your own fault
The Weekend Mauling: 8.6.2022
It’s amazing what some guys will do for a pretty face. Not me though, wait until she sees the second-rate job I do on these stairs
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Mike Novitsky
The Daily Mauling: 8.5.2022
200 channels, and nothin’ but cats
The Daily Mauling: 8.4.2022
We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich, creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. We call it the ‘Good Morning Burger’
The Daily Mauling: 8.3.2022
Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless!
The Daily Mauling: 8.2.2022
Wow! McBain has really buffed up. You could grate cheese on those abs!
10 Most Important Returning Jayhawks for 2022: No. 5
Earl Bostick, Jr.
The Daily Mauling: 8.1.2022
That’s right, sweetie. The defective Simpson gene is on the ‘Y’ chromosome. So only men are affected
The Daily Mauling: 7.30.2022
Look what I got. Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
The Daily Mauling: 7.29.2022
You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend. I’ve planned a far greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me
The Daily Mauling: 7.28.2022
Hey, hurry up with the cards, Lenny. I’ve got you clocked at two miles per hour
The Daily Mauling: 7.27.2022
Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody, I want a Seymour Butts
The Daily Mauling: 7.26.2022
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner
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Will they ever get to 85?
The Daily Mauling: 7.25.2022
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner
The Weekend Mauling: 7.23.2022
And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. ‘Nobody’s going to pay a 100% service charge’.
10 Most Important Returning Jayhawks for 2022: No. 9
Caleb Sampson
The Daily Mauling: 7.22.2022
Clown college? You can’t eat that
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Mostly a forgetable lot
The Daily Mauling: 7.21.2022
No, I can’t, this is my cause. I’m like the man who single-handedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
10 Most Important Returning Jayhawks for 2022: No. 10
Lawrence Arnold
The Daily Mauling: 7.20.2022
When the king wasn’t rehearsing or exercising, he’d like to unwind by watching up to three TVs at once