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The Daily Mauling: 2.13.2024
Oh, Kent, I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.
The Super Bowl Mauling
Let’s look at a picture book... The Big Book of British Smiles.
The Daily Mauling: 2.9.2024
"Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, geez. He actually wrote "diddly." That was thoughtful.
The Daily Mauling: 2.7.2024
I’m not gonna let ‘em treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he’s the new guy. Right on, Mr. S. Put a sock in it, Roy!
The Daily Mauling: 2.6.2024
Everybody remember, we’re parked under the Sunsphere.
The Daily Mauling: 2.5.2024
Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! Premium! Dude!
The Daily Mauling: 2.2.2024
Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage bill… Ooh. Second notice.
The Daily Mauling: 2.1.2024
Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That’s the joke.
The Daily Mauling: 1.31.2024
Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? Yeah. When Daddy hit the referee?
The Daily Mauling: 1.30.2024
Hey, what are all these holes? Speed holes. They make the car go faster. Oh, yeah. Speed holes.
The Daily Mauling: 1.29.2024
I’m Henry the Eighth, I am. Henry the Eighth, I am, I am. I’ve been eating since 6:00 a.m. For dessert I’ll have dinner again.
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The Daily Mauling: 1.26.2024
D-ohh! Who’d have thought a nuclear reactor would be so complicated?
The Daily Mauling: 1.25.2024
They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them. It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it, Seymour? Yes. Yes, it is, sir.
The Daily Mauling: 1.24.2024
Watch out for the Shaq attack! Ow! I told you to watch out.
The Daily Mauling: 1.23.2024
No, Homer. I won’t make fun. But I will suggest there may be better things in life... than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football.
The Weekend Mauling: 1.20.2024
Can’t let Dad see me playing hooky! Can’t let the boy see me skippin’ work.
The Daily Mauling: 1.19.2024
Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as... The Boatjacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: The Man With the Hydraulic Arms.
The Daily Mauling: 1.18.2024
his is the moment we’ve feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen... but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we…
The Daily Mauling: 1.17.2024
And turn and flex and shake and bounce. And turn and flex and shake and bounce.
The Daily Mauling: 1.16.2024
Marge, this ticket doesn’t just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty to make a complete ass of myself!
The Daily Mauling: 1.15.2024
Remember, honey... we’re disobeying an unjust law here. We’re patriots, like all those people in jail.
The Weekend Mauling: 1.13.2024
Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is. Homer. No, the green dude.
The Daily Mauling: 1.12.2024
You got the water balloons? Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say "Happy Birthday" on the side? Well, I’d rather they say " Death From Above," but I guess we’re stuck.
The Daily Mauling: 1.11.2024
Sorry, M.B., but I’m having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment... like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here? And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.
The Daily Mauling: 1.10.2024
But, somehow, I just never made it to the big time. Why not? Cause I got knocked out 40 times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it’s all politics. Lousy Democrats.
The Daily Mauling: 1.9.2024
To inspire men, you must be brave. I introduced Christianity to Mongolia. It didn’t take, but it was worth a try.
The Daily Mauling: 1.8.2024
What’d you use, Marge? The old buff and bluff? The Hail Murray? The Susquehanna Shuffle? Huh? Huh? Huh?