his is the moment we’ve feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen... but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we…
You got the water balloons? Two hundred rounds, sir. Is it okay if they say "Happy Birthday" on the side? Well, I’d rather they say " Death From Above," but I guess we’re stuck.
Sorry, M.B., but I’m having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment... like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here? And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.
But, somehow, I just never made it to the big time. Why not? Cause I got knocked out 40 times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it’s all politics. Lousy Democrats.