When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind? This reporter isn’t saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman... but he very well could be.
I called her. She’s not home. I also tried Mr Flanders, Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma, Dr Hibbert, Rev. Lovejoy and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.
At 3pm Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot, following a tense confrontation at town hall. Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.