"Don’t kid yourself. If the Big 12 offers big money, Chief Osceola would jump on Bevo and ride him...
"Don’t kid yourself. If the Big 12 offers big money, Chief Osceola would jump on Bevo and ride him bareback out of the ACC."
and Bevo would be pulling a Sooner wagon c-piloted by a cowboy and red raider with a Jayhawk perched above a wildcat, bear, horny frog, and coal miner in the backend, while a cyclone blows them across the country.
