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Tyrady Morningreed

And Now, for your mid morning satire...props to KUGrad for the wonderful photoshop rendition of Tyrady Morningreed.  Plus, I have to give credit to Bill C. from Rock M Nation for coming up with the name for this two headed monster from Monday night.  The Kansas boys showed up in a big way vs. the Tigers and it has led to a new mythical hybrid to go along with the Jayhawk.

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Tyrel Reed, a 6'3" guard from Burlington Kansas.  A small town of just under three thousand.  A coaches son, a home grown talent, but hardly a player who strikes fear into the opponent.  Coaches don't gameplan for him, players don't scheme to stop him.  In fact, not many pay attention to the unassuming Kansan wearing mid calf length socks better suited for a nursing home than the basketball court

Brady Morningstar, the son of a former player and a true hometown product.  A 2005 high school graduate, one year in prep school and another as a redshirt.  Brady checks in at the ripe old age of 24.  He couldn't possibly be worth the trouble at such an ancient age by college basketball standards?  Sure they say he's a good passer and he doesn't make mistakes, but the only reason any opposing fans know his name is due to his off the court error in judgment.

Beyond face value however, what these two provide can only be described as a hybrid of talents that even Voltron would envy.  On a team whose nickname is a mythical cross between two birds, Tyrel Reed and Brady Morningstar combine to create a mythical and deadly force in Tyrady Morningreed.

Star-divide

In Playing the two guard spot for the Jayhawks, Morningreed has done a tremendous job of growing into the role and fulfilling the role in a quiet unassuming manner.  Monday with the hated Tigers in town Morningreed seized the opportunity and elevated things to another level.  A hatred that only two Kansans could truly understand drove one of the best examples of a time where the sum is much greater than the parts.

A combination of players only the state of Kansas could truly appreciate.  In exactly 40 minutes of game time Tyrady Morningreed contributed 23 points on 8 of 13 shooting.  Morningreed would also contribute to the offense with 5 assists while grabbing 3 rebounds on the evening.

The story is brief, the tale is legendary.  Where Tyrady Morningreed goes from here remains to be seen, but today we tell the tale of Morningreed's Big Monday in 2010.

 

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Elijah Johnson: "Hey X, have you seen Brady or Tyrel"

X: "Nope...Coach kept them in the locker room for a talk, something about joining forces for the greater good."

Travis Releford: "What? I hope he doesn't make Brady go sleeveless again."

Sherron: "Tyrel...who names a white kid Tyrel?"

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Cole: "Cole hate Missouri...Cole hate Missouri more than fake tooth"

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Bill Self:(singing)"I got a feeling....Tonights gonna be a good night...tonight's gonna be a good good night!!!"

Coach Townsend: "What are you so giddy about, and quit singing the damn Black Eyed Peas crap"

Coach Self: "You'll see....tonight's the night!!!"

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Coach Anderson: "Hey Ref....ref...what the hell is going on out there.  Every year it's the same thing, Kansas foot...meets my teams ass"

Unnamed Referee: "I don't know coach but you might want to tell your guys to guard the two white kids from Kansas, they are making you look like a fool"

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Tyrel Reed: "Oh my god, I sort a dunked it...I am the all powerful Tyrady Morningreed!!!!"

Cole: "Tyrel Dunk...Cole Like dunk....rooooaaaaarr!!!!!

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Coach Anderson: "come on man, you can't be serious.  How the hell did he just dunk that on us."

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Weirdo Student: "Oh my god!!! Coach Self has unleashed him."

Normal Student: "unleashed who"

Weirdo Student: "Tyrady Morningreed, think Voltron meets Captain Planet...it's the greatest combination of powers ever assembled by two white basketball players from Kansas."

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Coach Anderson: "whoa there, Coach Self...Coach Self...I'm sorry, we give up.  Just call off Brayrel Reedingstar"

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Coach Self: "WHA...??? First of all it's Tyrady Morningreed.  Second of all I'm not done ramming my foot up your teams ass.  Cole DESTROY."

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Cole: RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Coach Anderson: "Coach...please...leave us our dignity"

Coach Self: "OK Mike...I think I'll call you Mike...Tyrady, Cole that's enough"

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Kimmie English: "Man we suck."
Justin Stafford: "Coach, make it stop...make it stop...I'm so scared"

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Zaire Taylor: "Don't look it in the eye....it will kill you"

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Tyrady Morningreed: "This idea, was way better than the no sleeves idea.  Coach Self is truly the man"

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Wow.

Was that one kid wearing a power rangers outfit?

Oh my dear lord...this is RETARDED boss...

by tequilaprophet on Jan 27, 2010 9:49 AM CST reply actions  

yeah, that's epic.

it should also be noted that it looks to be an adult sized costume.

by AtTheWall on Jan 27, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Classic!

Sherron: “Tyrel…who names a white kid Tyrel?”

LOL!!!

There simply is no substitute for experience.

by Rivethead on Jan 27, 2010 10:58 AM CST reply actions  

Almost perfect.

Bill Self just needs a little stutter worked into his comments.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

by Warden11 on Jan 27, 2010 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

hahahaha

This post wins at anything anything can win at. Well done

by Andrew Clark on Jan 27, 2010 1:11 PM CST reply actions  

Nice post Denver.

Perhaps that fishing trip Tyrel & Brady took to the cooling ponds by the Wolf Creek Nuclear power plant is paying off? A little mutation of their DNA? :)

by hunter s. royal on Jan 27, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

Ha...

looks like this got posted over at phog.net. Not much appreciation for subtlety and stupidity in this one. I guess I need to step up my game in terms of appealing to the masses with my humor.

52 Conference Championships!! Holy Hell...Good Luck with That!!

by Owen on Jan 27, 2010 5:17 PM CST reply actions  

or my lack of humor…

52 Conference Championships!! Holy Hell...Good Luck with That!!

by Owen on Jan 27, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was hilarious.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

by Warden11 on Jan 27, 2010 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

it's probably one of those things...

where folks who check this place out regularly get it and those that don’t will think it’s dumb. I can live with that.

52 Conference Championships!! Holy Hell...Good Luck with That!!

by Owen on Jan 27, 2010 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

Definitely should not be concerned with the comedic analysis of phog.net message board posters.

by knayte on Jan 27, 2010 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

You're probably right. I loved it.

Which, honestly, should mean it was terrible :)

Beadlemaniacs - Award winning* college basketball blog
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by fetch9 on Jan 28, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

An Absolute Riot

I did have to explain parts to my wife, but she was laughing hard. Great, amazingly creative article.

by dagger108 on Jan 28, 2010 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Hahahaha man those pictures are great. I love the “Sad Mike Anderson has a Sad” one. Also, it looks like somebody just ripped a fart on the Mizzou bench in that one picture.

"Here are our top priorities: recruit, beat Missouri, recruit, win the North, recruit, win the Big 12, and in most cases if you win the Big 12 then you're playing for a National Championship. And then we're going to recruit."

by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Jan 27, 2010 6:50 PM CST reply actions  

Look at those chicken legs.

lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)

by Andy Edwards on Jan 27, 2010 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

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