CFB Big 12 Roundup: Week One
Note: This story's comment section turned into an impromptu Open Game Thread for the absolutely aces (fantastic/awesome/incredible/super/sensational/awe-inspiring/etc,) game between Miami and Florida State. I highly recommend reading through the comments, if you have time, but just as a warning -- only the first five are actually about the (brilliantly written, I might add) story. The rest are all Canes-Noles. It starts roughly 5 minutes into the 4th quarter. And yes, we put up that many numbers. It is a future first ballot Hall of Famer in the sometime-to-be-created Rock Chalk Talk Hall of Fame, and is that good. Read it.
Everyone's favorite Big 12 weekly wrapup from college basketball is back, this time for college football!
(Applause)
Seriously, though, this should be a weekly feature, highlighting all of the Big 12 teams, and how they fared in their games. It will also take a brief look towards next week, along with providing some form of Power Rankings for the week. In a way, it's my own version of the Big 12 Roundtable.
So, let's get this started. We'll work through the teams based off of their preseason ranking according to me:
This Week's Games
Iowa State 34 North Dakota State 17 -- The 17-point margin of victory looks nice, as well it should, but I don't know exactly how it happened. Both teams had 2 turnovers, with the Clones only outgaining the Fighting Ben Woodsides by 54 yards. A scary note for the Block-I's: NDSU runningback Pat Paschall piled up 146 yards rushing on only 21 carries, which is 7 yards per. That isn't good. So, while Iowa State's offense certainly looked competent, the defense needs to take some serious steps forward or, uh, ouch.
Next Week -- vs. Iowa -- Clone Chronicles
Nebraska 49 Florida Atlantic 3 -- This was exactly the type of performance the Cornhuskers needed to open the season. A dominating victory, leaving no doubt about who the better team was or anything, against a solid, bowl-winning Florida Atlantic team. The key for the Huskers was the running game, as Roy Helu Jr. just got whatever he wanted, picking up 9.5 yards a carry. That is ridiculous.
Next Week -- vs. Arkansas State -- Corn Nation
Texas Tech 38 North Dakota 13 -- Unlike North Dakota State, the Fighting Sioux are a D-II school. Division II. And while the Red Raiders were never in danger of actually losing the game, it certainly wasn't the preposterous blowout that it easily could have been. Taylor Potts had a shiny 405 total yards passing, but he also threw three interceptions, which is obviously worrisome for the Techers. I'm assuming it had everything to do with getting Potts as many attempts as possible, but Mike Leach essentially abandoned the run altogether, calling only 14 runs all game long. 14. 53 passes were called, combining Potts' 48 attempts with 5 runs/sacks for negative yardage. That is a big disparity.
Next Week -- vs. Rice -- Double-T Nation
Kansas State 21 UMass 17 -- Uhhhhhh. I mean, I know Bill Snyder is famous for vanilla-izing his playbook against terrible opponents, and Carson Coffman is a true QB in nobody's eyes, but still -- they won by four against the Minutemen. A win is a win, and it counts the same, and may be more valuable in the long run than a total blowout would have been. But still, this can't be comforting to the Powercat faithful. What should ease the pain is K-State's 195 yard advantage, with only Carson Coffman mistakes (1 INT, 1 fumble) keeping the Minutemen alive. Their D was fabulous against the pass, holding UMass to only 3.2 yards per attempt, but were poor against the run, giving up more than 5 yards a run to UMass' starting runningback.
Next Week -- @ Louisiana Lafayette -- Bring On the Cats
Texas A&M 41 New Mexico 6 -- Really, of all of the Big 12 teams, this was almost assuredly the performance of the week. The Lobos have a brand new coaching staff, yes, and last year the Aggies made the trip to Mexico Nuevo as opposed to this year's matchup at Kyle Field, but still -- the Ampersands won 28-22 last year, and 41-6 this year. That is a big difference. Might Mike Sherman, to the surprise of the entire world, know what he's doing afterall? The score wasn't just garbage-time points, either. Texas A&M surged ahead to a 20-0 lead and was winning 34-6 by the end of the 3rd quarter. They outgained the Lobos by nearly 400 yards, and Jerrod Johnson looked absolutely fantastic. 349 yards passing plus another 50 running, paired with freshman Christine Michael's near 100-yard day was a large positive for the Ags. Now, maybe New Mexico is just way worse than everyone expected, so it's too early to really draw much. But, the Aggies looked like a bowl team on Saturday night.
Next Week -- BYE -- I Am the 12th Man
Texas 59 Louisiana Monroe 20 -- Was anyone surprised, at all, about this final score? Yeah, I didn't really think so. This is basically the performance everyone was expecting from the 'Horns -- absolute domination on the offensive side of the ball, with periodic struggles on defense. It should be noted, however, that the Warhawks scored 10 of their points in the 4th quarter, when the game was more than in hand the subs, I'm sure, were playing. So, periodic struggles is unfair. However, Colt McCoy did throw a pick, so I think it's definitely time for Bevo to panic.
Next Week -- @ Wyoming -- Burnt Orange Nation
Missouri 37 Illinois 9 -- What did I tell you? Missouri is going to be good this year, people -- really good. I'm not even positive they won't be better than last season. Of course, before I get too high up on a pedestal of genius, just remind me that I was just regurgitating the information that RMN's numbers told me to believe. Really, it is math that called Missouri, so score one for math. The mathless wonders in Champaign (I mean, who really thinks that Regis Benn has ever attended a calculus class?) were outclassed from the opening whistle, as Blaine Gabbert looked marvelous. Now, not marvelous enough to supercede Tom Brady in football history (I'm looking at you, Jason Whitlock), but still -- pretty damn good. I just hope our eerily similar transition next year is as seamless as the Tigers' will be*.
Next Week -- vs. Bowling Green State -- Rock M Nation
* Seriously, it's downright creepy the similarities between the 08-09 turnover for the Tigers and the 09-10 turnover for the Jayhawks. Another reason to watch the Tigers closely this season. I mean, Missouri lost Chase Daniel (Todd Reesing), Jeremy Maclin (Dezmon Briscoe), Chase Coffman (Kerry Meier) and William Moore (Darrell Stuckey). I mean, wow. We don't really have a Ziggy Hood, and there are a couple other minor places where the comparison falls off, but it isn't bad. We do lose our runningback, while they kept theirs. So, yeah, maybe not as good as I thought. Still.
Baylor 24 Wake Forest 21 -- Huh? Robert Griffin III, who is the Bears' lone good player, was held to a combined 177 yards, and the Bears won? On the road? Against a ACC bowl team? Damn. Maybe it isn't just the Robert Griffin show, after all. The Bears scored on a WR pass to give them the would-be game-winner, with runningback Jay Finley also taking on the brunt of the workload. And of course, the defense is quite good, led by Joe Pawalek at LB, and they did a good job against Riley Skinner and Company. I love Baylor.
Next Week -- BYE -- NO BLOG EXISTS
Colorado 17 Colorado State 23 -- Whoops. And let me just tell you, it wasn't really a 6-point loss. It was 23-3 at one point, and the Rams looked like they were just getting started. Obviously, that isn't true, and the Buffs stepped it up towards the end, but it was clear from play one who the better team was out there on the field. And a lot of the time, it wasn't really close. Cody Hawkins predictably looked quite awful back there at QB, and for reasons unknown to rational humans, Darrell Scott was handed off to once. One carry. That's it. Beginning to regret the decision to go to Boulder, there, Darrell? Of course, it wasn't just that Hawkins decided to focus on Rodney Stewart or Brian Lockridge, instead. Nah. Lockridge only had one carry himself (a 9-yard TD run) while Stewart only picked up 6 carries. That is a combined 8 for your three best runningbacks, Dan Hawkins. And your son, who is awful, threw the ball 40 times. Uh, wut?
Next Week -- @ Toledo -- The Ralphie Report
Oklahoma State 24 Georgia 10 -- The performance of the day for the Big 12, at least when it comes to national perception. With all of the hype that the Pokes have received this offseason, it was crucial they at least showed up against an SEC team considered to be the 4th best this season, and who lost their top QB, RB and WR over the offseason. After not showing up for much of the first half, they managed to hang around, then somehow take a 10-7 lead into halftime. Even now, I'm not sure how they did that. But then in the second half, they showed who really was the best team on the field. It is the lynchpin to the upcoming campaign, Big 12 > SEC. Also, Bill Young knows how to coach a little sumpin'-sumpin' on defense, huh? Dayum. Now, I think part of it may have been just a bad Georgia offense, but still -- last year's Oklahoma State defense gives up a lot more than 10 points.
Next Week -- vs. Houston -- NO BLOG EXISTS
Oklahoma 13 BYU 14 -- Sam Bradford or no Sam Bradford, this one wasn't good for Boomer Sooner. Even before Sam Bradford went out with a sprained shoulder, Oklahoma just looked bad. At times, really bad. Their offensive line was in shambles, with the Mormons consistently getting pressure on Sam. And, as everyone predicted last season, Sam isn't quite sure what to do with pressure. He never had less than 18 seconds last year to throw, so when he was only given 2 and 3 on Saturday, it wasn't pretty. Landry Jones, owner of the world's ugliest mustache (besides Trey Hillman, of course), looked even worse, predictably. It wasn't just worse, though -- Landry (can we call him Lance?) looked absolutely awful. No Jermaine Greshman couldn't have been positive, either. Of course, it isn't like Oklahoma's D was awesome, either -- Max Hall basically ripped them to shreds, and it could have been worse except for a pair of Max Hall mental mistakes. Not a good sign for Boomer Sooner.
Next Week -- vs. Idaho State -- Crimson and Cream Machine
What 2 Watch 4 (I Can Be Cool Too, ESPN)
Basically, this is what I want to see from every Big 12 team next week. It maybe as simple as just asking for a victory, or it may be as specific as getting Player X the ball more.
Iowa State -- Stop the running game. Iowa lost Shonn Greene, yes, but they still have a dangerous ground attack. If you can't improve on last week's putrid performance, no way you pull off the upset.
Nebraska -- Rinse and repeat. Arkansas State is about the same quality of team as the Owls, so I want to see an equally dominant performance.
Texas Tech -- Taylor Potts needs to improve. Obviously, the yardage totals look nice, but he needs to take better care of the ball.
Kansas State -- Don't lose. ULa-La is a good team, certainly a lot better than UMass, and plus it is on the road. More specifically, shore up the running defense, but as long as you come out of there with a W, be happy.
Texas -- Rinse and repeat. Same situation as Nebraska. Now, it doesn't have to be quite as dominant, as Wyoming is probably a step up and it is in Laramie, but you should still win by 24 points easily.
Missouri -- Don't get overconfident. Yes, you looked incredible on Saturday. But don't underestimate just how bad Illinois probably is. They are awful. They'll be lucky to make a bowl this year. Book it. And Bowling Green is an improved team who crushed Troy last Thursday night, the predicted winner of the Sun Belt. Not too much partying, Blaine. A loss to the Falcons erases all of the positive goodwill of a win over the Juices Benz.
Colorado -- Please, just win. Please. If you lose to Toledo, you aren't making a bowl. Just please, win. Please.
Oklahoma State -- Basically the same as Missouri, just take out the part about how bad the opponent was. Georgia actually is a pretty good team. Maybe really good, even. Still, Houston is pretty good, too, and Casey Keenum is a stud, so let's not go out partying or nothing. I had to speak in a double-negative, there, because that's how they speak. And I really want them to listen to me.
Oklahoma -- Coach the hell out of Landry (Lance?) this week. Idaho State shouldn't be an issue, but depending on how long Sammy is out, you might end up playing an opponent where Landry/Lance will have to play well. He better be up for the challenge. Oh, also -- shave his freaking mustache. It's a disgrace to the world.
Power Rankings
We are going explanation-less, as they are mostly self-explanatory. If you have a complaint, raise it in the comments section, and I'll get back to you. Unless you're KC.
- Texas (1-0)
- Oklahoma State (1-0)
- Missouri (1-0)
- Nebraska (1-0)
- Baylor (1-0)
- Kansas (1-0)
- Oklahoma (0-1)
- Texas A&M (1-0)
- Iowa State (1-0)
- Texas Tech (1-0)
- Kansas State (1-0)
- Colorado (0-1)
I know I changed things up a bunch. I'm expecting a bunch of criticism. It's okay. And just to nip it in the bud, Kansas is as low as it is because the three above them (assuming no one has an issue with Texas or OSU ahead of them) all had more impressive wins. All three played MUCH better teams than a 1-AA team with 3 wins combined in the last 3 years. I think we are better than all three teams, but we'll see.
That's all, for now. I'll be back next week.
1 recs |
468 comments
|
Comments
What?
No joke about the Nebraska score being identical to KU’s? Either way, UNoCo >>> FAU, based solely on Klawz.
This just in: KState is BAD.
Might Mike Sherman, to the surprise of the entire world, know what he’s doing afterall?
Simply put – no.
Correction: However, Colt McCoy did throw a pick, so I think it's definitely time for Bevo to panic.
Misery: I left for Lawrence during the first quarter of this game, so I can’t really speak much of it, but from what I have read and been told (by misery fans, albeit), they looked really good. Blaine Gabbert >>> Ass Clown already?? I won’t lie – they frighten me a bit. As SlowDance said, the North comes down to the game at Arrowhead. Obviously, with all the experience, we have the advantage on O, but looking at 9
points scored by a team with world beating pass Juice Williams, their defense is pretty good. How did their receivers look, btw? I’m curious how they will fare with out Maclin and Coffman. P.S. – I had the same thought about the similarities of Misery ‘08 and Kansas ’09. My only fear is that our season doesn’t go like their’s did :)
Baylor is my Big 12 #2 favorite team. It’s 1 part we’ve-sucked-forever, 1 part Robert-Griffin-is-fantastic-to-watch, 1 part somebody-has-to-upset-an-“elite”-South-team. For all those reasons, I can’t help but cheer for them. I really hope they have players around Griffin now.
LOL @ Colorado. That’s all I got.
Oklahoma State (whom I did not see play) is going to finish a game behind Texas in the South. I promise you that. I called it in the Predictions Thread, and BOOM – Bradford hurt. You’re all welcome.
Oklahoma: See Colorado. That’s what you get. You ran up the score on everybody all last year, set a points record; all while neglecting to develop a capable backup quarterback. Serves you smug bastards right.
No comment on the Power Rankings. I would be banned otherwise.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
I was joking with the MIke Sherman comment.
Same with Colt McCoy.
I think Baylor is EVERYONE’s second-favorite Big 12 team. LIke, every fan for every Big 12 college everyone.
Agreed on Oklahoma.
Stealing my Lance line, huh?
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Not Big 12,
but FSU and Miami is a heck of a game so far. 16-14 FSU in the 3rd quarter with Miami driving a little. If either of these teams were really good, they’d be so easy to hate.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
totally -
did you see the U fan trash talking the FSU fan. What a joke. Lived in the Miami area for 4 years, awful awful fans. But at least they knew more about their team than KU fans but KU fans are definately a classy bunch.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Ignorant KU fans?
I'm highly insulted! I know Rodd Teesing is the best QB ever!
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
he might well be
sarcasm font aside…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
We're better than both teams
they might be more athletic, but I don’t see where either of these teams could beat KU.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Really?
They have some freak athletes. I don’t know if our corners could keep up with them…
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
As long as the zebras
don’t call any pass-interference we’re good.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
They would have to be hanging all over the WR's to stay with them, though.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
If they were top 10, I'd hate them a lot.
I honestly forgot you were a fan of them.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
I'm going to destroy
Kenny Chesney. I will make him into iddy bitty pieces.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
They have an even worse song
for the ACC. Conspiracy theory to drive us insane.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate these damn Inside The NFL background pictures.
It makes my computer go sooooooo slow.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
I didn't realize those
were supposed to be there. I thought my computer was just f**ked up.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It's really counter-productive.
It’s making me mad, so I will refuse to watch ItNFL now.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Lovely.
Another thread officially hijacked. Me and you seem to be common denominators……
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
I think the only
common denominator here is that clearly neither one of us has a life…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
That was determined a long, long time ago.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
I liked how FSU made a 52 yard fg
and now they can’t make extra points. The Bowden curse lives on.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
This has been a really great game.
Each team is pretty much shadow boxing each other.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
still say we could beat 'em
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
I think we have the better "team"
but they have athletes out of this world. We have nobody like them.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah -
maybe McDougald…
still, I’m not that impressed.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Speed.
They got it. Tons of it.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
and they're not even in the
SEC!
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
True story.
They are in Florida. It’s even better.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
watching the number of dropped
balls, I don’t think our corners have to be that good.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Oh, man.
UM almost got it back right there. That would have been really nice.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
guess they didn't have their
hands team on. Dude got popped too.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
almost got it back - AGAIN
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
also one
with very little life.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
not true.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
excellent use of the sarcasm font.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Jacory Harris is becoming one of my absolute favorites in CFB in a hurry.
He is so poised for this being his 3rd career start.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
See below.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad my thread has turned into an open game thread.
Geez.
Seriously, though, this is a fantastic game. I’ve been watching the entire time. Just fantastic.
(cue labba's "fantastic" rant)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
it's fabulous....
it’s a little QEftSG
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Speaking of rants.....
I was following the CU OGT last night and those guys were going insane. If we don’t get Slam converted to KU football he’s going to have a stroke. :D
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
Great in every way possible.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Yeah?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Just need to put "KC"
up top and this would be perfect.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
What a terrible way for the game to change.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
So…anyone catch the CU game last night…laughable, felt bad for Slam
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Will you feel bad for me now? :(
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
no...sorry to say this KC...
but Miami can lick….well…I’m not sure I can say what I think of Miami on here.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Really?
Wow. I don’t understand how anybody can not like them. Please explain.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the 80's.
Ever hear of Catholics vs. Convicts?
Also, have you ever heard of anybody that actually likes Jimmy Johnson?
Sure.
Why don't you start rooting for Coach Cal too. That'd be sweet.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Randy Shannon is an ABSOLUTE
stand-up guy and has taken immeasurable steps to turn around not only the on-field program, but the lives of all the kids in that program, too, after everything negative that happened in the last couple years.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Randy Shannon.
That’s why I can root for them.
Larry Coker is an absolute jerk that nobody should ever cheer for.
Plus, all of the whining after the 2001 Fiesta Bowl, where they said that the only reason they lost was because the refs didn’t want The U to win another Title, really turned me off.
Randy Shannon brought me back, though.
That was THE worst Pass Interference call
in the history of football. End of argument. (Fiesta Bowl. It was ’03, btw.)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
2003, whatever.
See?
You are a The U fan. And I swear, I’ve never heard anybody call it UM. I only hear people call it Miami, the Canes or The U. That’s it. It’s the U. Just accept it.
It's all.
So much swagger they have to have like 5 nicknames.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Trying to regain their
glorious history
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Yeah, putting SOOOOOOO many players
in the NFL and winning Nat’l Titles is terrible, huh?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, ok, I'll relent.
I hope he’s a good guy.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what they said about
Larry Coker when he first came on.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Not at all.
Larry Coker was a tool. He had nothing to do with the program before that. Randy Shannon is so much more to not only the program, but the kids in the program. All the kids that know nothing but the “ghetto life”… He lived that as a kid He played at Miami during its peak. He was an assistant and a coordinator during its peak. He saw the stuff that was going on that was getting the kids in trouble, arrestd, killed… And the second he took over, he put all new rules in place to save those kids. You carry a gun ANYWHERE near campus now – you’re gone. After Brian Pata was gunned down 2 years ago, he changed the whole culture of that program. He openly stated that if the program suffers because of him having to discipline/ turn away bad kids, he doesn’t care. He is the best possible mentor that those kids could have.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 8, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
That's good to hear
but I do remember Coker coming in and ‘cleaning’ up Miami’s act. It seemed to work early on too. But the last 3-4 years of his reign it all fell apart again.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
IMO, Coker was a real pushover and a tool.
Shannon is an absolute no non-sense guy. Players will stay the course under him, or they will be told to GTFO.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
my dad was at the game weirdly enough...
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
I had to watch it after I picked the North to go like
KU, NU, MU, ISU, CU, KSU
Based one week one, I might not be as crazy as I thinks.
looks like about the most reasonable order of all, minus maybe Missouri really pushing for 1/2
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
I got MU and NU tying for second actually
If you read the original post somewhere…predictions maybe? I could see the three of us with the same 5-3 record but us in with defeating the two of em.
I called Missouri.
Look above (to the post) for that nonsense.
It will come down to Arrowhead. That’s all there is to it.
Definitely.
We need to work on converting him to Kansas football.
They just looked atrocious in every way. Why Darrell Scott only got one carry I’ll never know.
A couple of things becuase I haven't been here.
First off, I’ve never, ever heard anybody ever call it UM. Ever. So, that was a first.
Second off, KC, are you a Miami fan or a Kansas fan? We would beat both of these teams. I promise you. But seriously, you are getting more intense about this game than Kansas games. I call poser.
Third off, I want Miami because they are the underdogs. But it has been an excellent game (not fantastic), which is what is most important.
by rockchalk on Sep 7, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Miami is called UM all the time.
1. Kansas everything
1a. Miami football since I was a kid. (the Dolphins thing, too)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
k.
that’s legit, but we still get to rag on you.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
:'(
…
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF
I post a comment 30 minutes ago and it’s the 5th on the page. Now there’s 80?
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
You started the ball rolling.
Good work.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
uh
-whole…
‘hole crew’ is something ENTIRELY different.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
Rec’d.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
You spelled whole wrong.
But yeah, this is the core RCT group for OGTs. Add in Slam for basketball, and a slew of others for general posts (most notably Kenny, Bensa and Esteban, but I don’t want to leave anybody out).
He's referring to last year's OGT's.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
ah - you're fitting in already
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
way to stick with it.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
agreed...
anyone who jumps in on one of our random OGT explosions like tonight is deserving of inclusion.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
if we continue to mispell HOLE...
in reference to the crew, I might be leaving for the evening
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Back to the game.
That was a nice play.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
This is crazy.
So many comments going on at once.
This year’s OGTs are going to be mighty, mighty fun.
Everyone is showing up next Saturday for the UTEP game, right?
I want 2,000.
Can't take it to the basement?
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
mother doesn't trust
him with the computer alone and in the basement…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Count me in.
This thread is moving REALLY fast. n00bs won’t be able to keep up.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S NOT TRUE!
But seriously, everyone is welcome. If you are reading this right now, join in. Now. Do it. Do it.
I'll do my best...
I keep getting people wanting to booze and watch the game…since when did beer and football go hand in hand.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
see -
that’s the shit I’m talking about. That’s been going on all game. We don’t do that. Reesing is accurate and our WR’s can catch. There have been so many poorly thrown/dropped balls tonight….
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
F.A.S.T.
End of story.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I love KU but
Did you watch Jon Wilson saturday. He and catch couldn’t be in the same sentence. But he will come back no worries mate
JACORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
ok...I've got to get some sleep, long weekend...
but before I go…anyone care to explain the sarcasm font
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Put the word "code" (no quotes around it) inside of < and > then space and type what you want.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
so let me try...something like this...
KC is really cool
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
by Owen Kemp on Sep 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, well done.
Asshole.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Congratulations!
You did it!
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Everybody always does that.
When we taught jco#### the sarcasm font, I swear he did the same thing verbatim.
KC, you really do take a beating around here.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
son of a...
this is nuts.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
that's the beauty of 'Z'
does everyone know about the power of ‘Z’?
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Haha, funny you mention that, eh, SlowDance?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, labba.
You can’t survive in an OGT without “z”.
That’s why the old-school OGTs were SO HARD TO FOLLOW. I don’t know who was around with the old platform, but it was so much harder. You actually hard to manually refresh, and there was just a “[new]” in red to show you which comments were new. It was brutal.
LOVE it.
We should try to AIM, too.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta get in shape.
Oh, and a big fan of ‘C’.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
I hate C.
It gets me confused and marks wrong comments read and I miss them. Z is the only one for me.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
takes you to the next new comment and doesn't mark it read.
Z will occasionally mark comments before the screen gets to them if the thread is moving slow.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Oh, yeah, I know.
I usually press “X”, because it marks the comment you are already on as read, because you read it, and then it will come back later to the “skipped” one.
X > C.
That makes our DB's look better and better.
Nice coverage
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
THE U!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Anybody but Bowden.
Count me as a temporary U fan.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
I think The U is favored here.
Even assuming Denver, Warden and labba are all pulling for Bowden, it’s 3-3.
Someone else join and break the tie!
I can't cheer for anyone in this.
No way can I cheer for the Canes. And I can’t cheer for Bowden because of his constant whining about the wins thing.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
All right fellas, I’m out…have fun tonight…I guess I’ll hope FSU wins…but damn picking between “The pUgh” and Bobby BOwden’s jowls is like deciding if I want Aids or Cancer.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
by Owen Kemp on Sep 7, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
haha, love South Park.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
That was an inconsiderate and borderline offensive comment, just for the record.
:D
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
your mom
is inconsiderate and borderline offensive.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
I have no clue why, but I laughed hard at this one.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Why?
Because he said it to me, maybe?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That might have something to do with it,
or it was just a funny line.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
As in our fantasy baseball league, too.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
This will assuredly be one of the games of the year.
I want Miami, but I don’t care that much. But I have watched every second of the game, and I haven’t regretted it for a moment.
It has been an absolutely aces game.
Like you said, it has it all.
Instant poll:
Chicks with large tattoos – hot or not?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
ala Suicide Girls?
possibly…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
where is the tattoo
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Ribcage.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Pit to hip.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah that works….as long as it’s not a dude’s name, something tribal or asian
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
good NIGHT
Denver. Back to bed.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
scary, that would hurt like hell.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
hot for a night?
Not hot for taking home to the parents.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
That's kinda what I was thnking.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
WIN!
If only Slam were here to contribute, too.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate that punk.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Find hole (in ground?), insert head.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW.
EN FUEGO!!!!!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ehhh
I would “hole” them but wouldn’t date em and take em home to ma word
by KU Grad 08 on Sep 7, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow -
that’s a little fierce.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
I did go out with a girl that had 8 tattoos earlier this summer.
She was interesting.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
I'm sure.
Jet black hair, I’m betting.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Very dark brown with some blonde and red highlights.
Like I said, interesting.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
I started posting 25 minutes ago.
Since then, there have been 150 comments (and counting!) on this impromptu OGT.
That is awesome.
I want 2000 on Saturday night.
Jacory Harris now becomes Captain Comeback.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Someone who knows PhotoShop.
Put Jacory and KC together in a heart.
Geez.
Get a room.
by rockchalk on Sep 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Uh, YES!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions

Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
I keep trying to leave...
but I can’t pull away from this madness
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
either that or a pap smear.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good God.
Wow.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
definitely laughed out loud to that one
by I need more Esteban on Sep 8, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
Jacory >>>> all but Toddy.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, dude.
He’s only a sophomore :)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm so glad my Big 12 Roundup post was so popular!
This is incredible! I mean, I knew it was good, but I didn’t think it would get over 200 comments!
I've got a shitty week ahead, too.
Definitely ought to be in bed, but great game and a good game thread? Can’t pass that up.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
You're molding young minds.
how can that not be 100% pleasant?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, a job at a school.
Not sure if that’s better or worse.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Get some sleep.
Think of the children.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I have some HW to finish up that is due in 9 hours.
And I need a lot of sleep.
But I don’t really care.
You're in college though,
bedtime is like 1 a.m. at college.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
OMFG!!!!!!!
JACORY!!!!!!!!! BENJAMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Left is still down.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely in.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
he didn't have control...
weak.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
not so much.
no catch. sorry KC…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
SUCK IT!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE U!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Captain Comeback Jacory!!!!!!!!!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
I feel like I'm missing so much of the humour above.
I have understood zero of the pictures above.
What was the sald for?
by rockchalk on Sep 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Salad tosser.
(Devendorf)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
this might be the funniest comment of the night actually.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
You're so right.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
srsly
I’m still laughing. I shouldn’t I feel bad but srsly…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
LOL
I’m sorry dude, but if you don’t know…. I shouldn’t laugh….
Ask your buddy at luch tomorrow if he wants a tossed salad…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha,
ok. I had tears in my eyes laughing at this comment.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
As did I.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
It's always good
to warp young minds, eh Warden?
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Gotta teach em the ropes sometime.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
ok, that's twice.
humour? Are you f’ng British now that you’re in college?
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
by Warden11 on Sep 7, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Genious?
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
either that or Canadian
colours.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, I get it now.
I just didn’t get the reference to Devendorf.
It’s okay. Even if I didn’t, I always have Urban Dictionary.
You're damn lucky
if you’ve never heard of George Michael & Wham.
A man's man
I guess that’s not really sarcasm, but what the heck.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I have some george michael on my
iPod but it is post-Wham
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Game. Of. The. Year.
So far, definitely.
I’m telling all of you — in five weeks, people will still be talking about this.
Just like LeGarrette Blount was the talk of the world last Friday, people are only going to be talking about this tomorrow.
Whatever happens.
They will talk of Jacory's heroism.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is more creepy?
Devendorf or the Nazi looking guy in black from Willie Wonka Chocolate factory (the original)
(Bobby Bowden)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
looked like
he got his knee whacked.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Jacory would just run it in.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Epic battle.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Ponder>>>>>>>Jacory
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
=
…
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
the ACC sucks anyway.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Possibly.
VT = overrated.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh well
If they hold here and FSU still scores its worse than that penalty. I dunno. Having 20 seconds compared to 8 is big
LOL.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
eh, they still have time for 3 plays.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
wow - not so much
no pitch…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Why would FSU run an option against Miami in this situation?
That play really confuses me.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
They KILLED them with the option.
(last year.)
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
had a TO
in their pocket…I guess.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Yeah, just seems like they could have came up with a better run than that.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Yeah, I just don't have faith in Ponder running the option against Miami
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
Okay.
I’m sure I’m not the only one, but I am without a doubt going back and reading this entire thread again.
The game is so intense, I’m focuing on it, and missing a shitload of humor. (just for you warden).
Seriously, this is probablyw ithout a doubt the funniest thread we’ve ever had.
hits the dude in the face mask
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Had him, just a little too much air under that pass.
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
play clock should be at 6
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
OMG.
WOW. My heart stopped.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
wow
review the final play?
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
No catch.
It was on his shoulder and pinned it on the ground.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
Great game.
Just underthrew it a touch. Jacory would have made that play, right KC?
I used to work with an old man that told me. Son, every workplace has a dumbass, if you don't have one where you work, then I'm afraid you're it.
No doubt.
He woulda jumped over all the defenders into the endzone himself.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Look how fuckin' cool Jacory Harris was through that.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
someone had to lose.
wow. What a game. What a thread.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
by labbadabba on Sep 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This sums it all up.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck no.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats why I petitioned for a quick slant
The play may have been fast enough that incomplete there is one second on the clock
Wasn't there 1 down left?
It was close to being a second left.
by hunter s. royal on Sep 7, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah -
I noticed that on the previous play. The ball went out of bounds at 7 seconds, they blew the whistle at 6 but the clock stopped at 5.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
I dunno
The ball may not have actually hit the ground till time was out since the WR kept it up via a catch attempt for a tiny bit
Fuckin' 363 comments in exactly an hour.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
That is awesome.
Give us an extra hour for pregame, add in some other folks nice enough to stop by
and that’s 14000 comments right there.
We’ll get 2000 for UTEP.
No doubt.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
No doubt.
Just post it 3 hours early. I’ll bring Phinsider over and we can CKC for a few hours.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, I know.
You need to do a CKC one night, though. It’s high-paced like this and totally random.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I couldn't keep up.
I was trying to talk to friends, talk to internet friends on RCT (isn’t that sweet, I called you all friends) and, of course, watch the freaking game.
It was impossible, at best.
CKC blows this away.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't everybody
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Threw the ball with 2 fingers?
My hero.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
LULZ.
That is epic.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm only friends with KC
I’m defriending Rockchalk because he is too hot and I can’t stop looking at his pictures
True story.
He’s coolER than the other side of the pillow.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously.
We may go the rest of the season without seeing a game as good as that.
I am so glad that it was on Labor Day night, and it was the only game of the night. I watched every second. It was more than worth it.
Just absolutely incredible.
Aces.
Okay, a couple of minutes to catch my breath.
Then I’m going back up and re-reading the entire thread.
The quality-to-comment ratio was off the charts tonight.
Uh, what?
Sorry, but I hate irrational things like that.
Who is the douche? Somebody who called somebody to see if they were okay? Or somebody who answered a phone?
Yeah, that was just a stupid comment.
Haha, to tell him how he had the same injury.
Nobody cares, Eli.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Sam probably does.
He needs to know that people can come back from that injury.
Just try not and find things and people to make fun of. The world provides you with plenty of opportunities, you don’t have to go out searching for them.
I'm tired of OU.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll never be tired of Jacory.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Jacory is so hott right now.
(yes, I stole that, Grad. All credit goes to you. It was a fantastic line.)
Laughed. So hard.
This is the best thread ever. No doubt. You missed the afternoon explosion OGT, so this has to be tops.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the mid-day one
was almost better simply because it was so random. At least here there was a game. But yeah, this is definately one of the top 3 threads.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
We can take credit for that one, too, along with this one.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you and KC started both.
And, if we ever create an RCT Hall of Fame (which absolutely WILL happen, probably sometime this summer when we have some serious time to kill. Dammit. Should have done it last summer. My bad. So, yeah, as soon as we cut down the nets in April in Indy, a couple weeks after that we’re starting up the RCT Hall of Fame), both of these threads are making it in there.
I promise.
Complete with an RCT Mt. Rushmore.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
your mom's tired of Jacory
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
WTF DID I MISS!?!?!???!
Did Jesus come back?? I get off and theres 3 comments…I take a nap and come back to 400 comments? Holy Crap!
We roll hard, son.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the worst-timed nap in the history of humanity.
I sincerely apologize, man.
I feel terrible for you.
Unless you had your DVR a-workin’.
It'll be on again tomorrow.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call.
Epic from beginning to end.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
How long do replays last on ESPN360?
Because colleges should get it for free, but Xavier is small, so it rents out internet, so I emailed some guy and they said it would be ready in like 2 weeks. And that was a week ago. So, I will have it in like a week.
Will it still be there?
Please tell me yes.
Idk how long they last
This is my first time watching a replay on 360…Idk if something like Hulu would have this for awhile or not
Ummmmm.....
See above….
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
So, can we get a Roll Call for the Miami-FSU game?
Haha, 1 hour and we almost equalled the KU game Saturday.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
I was thinking the same thing...
I did my best to channel my inner SlamDunktheFunk tonight…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
nah - took a shower
and thought I’d see if anyone was still here…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Sure.
I’ll wait until tomorrow morning, though, so it completely dies down.
Also, Denver et. al, the A Deeper Look post ain’t getting done tonight. My apologies.
It will be done by tomorrow night, though. Even if I fail my Calc test on Wednesday, it’ll be done. That’s a promise.
I. Love. This. Blog.
Seriously, there are much better ones (like, Rock M Nation come to mind), where the people who run it just know more. And that’s cool.
But after a quick run through of some of the more popular SBN college blogs, NO ONE else had an OGT for tomorrow night. Tomahawk Nation’s OGT was huge. But that’s different.
We crushed the Miami blogs’ OGT. They had 300 comments, or something. We had 400, and we started halfway through the 4th quarter with no promptness and on a KU blog.
I love you all.
yay, love
goodnight – again…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably propaganda.
Okay, I'm still shaking.
The combination of the thread with the ultra-super-duper game has meant I’m not going to bed for another half-an-hour at the earliest.
Geez. The game was over how long ago? 40 minutes ago?
Dayum.
We seriously started this, like,
5 minutes into the 4th quarter. The numbers just don’t add it, but I was here, so I gotta believe it happened.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I am editing this page to reflect the inflated numbers.
So somebody doesn’t wake up tomorrow morning, see it and scream out in horror.
Or something like that.
Up to 453.
Geez.
lol can't have a CKC without KC - Nicholai Khabibulin (LN21)
by Andy Edwards on Sep 7, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That was pretty good guys
sorry I missed it
by I need more Esteban on Sep 8, 2009 8:53 AM CDT reply actions

by 




















