What's In a Name?: The Nickname Post
We need nicknames.
Right now, we really only have a pair of solid, acceptable nicknames; McMorris and Relly Ice. Of course, even Marcus Morris and Tyrel Reed, respectively, are up for a new nickname, potentially, but those are the two best we've been able to come up with all year.
With that said, we need ideas, ideas and even more ideas for the other six members of the 8-man rotation. And, if you've got them, we'll take nicknames on anyone on the team. Ideally, we'll have a nickname for every player, but we need them for the top 8 players on the team at the very, very least. I've got some suggestions, which will be posted in the following paragraphs, but you, the RCT reader, have just as much say in this as I do. Well, almost as much say, not quite as much.
In any case, here are the eight members of the rotation Bill Self uses, followed by some suggestions.
Sherron Collins -- Sheerezy, RonRon, ShoColl, Superstar (in reference to the star he buzzed on his head earlier in the year, plus the fact that he's our 'superstar'),
Tyshawn Taylor -- TyTay, Shawnee,TT,
Tyrel Reed -- Relly Ice (that's all we need, really; it's what I'm calling him the rest of the year, at least), Burlington Bomber, Mr. Clutch, Peach Fuzz (look here)
Brady Morningstar -- Rise and Shine (Morning, get it?), BDITC (Best Defender In The Country), Hairday (his hair is ridiculously bad), Sun (maybe I'm getting too philosophical here, but technically the "Morning" Star" is the Sun),
Marcus Morris -- McMorris, MC, MC Hammer, Cus
Markieff Morris -- Kiefer, Kieff, MK, Mortal Kombat, Jack Bauer
Cole Aldrich -- Coleplay, Big Cole, TOTWG (That One Tall White Guy), Broken Nose (I know it won't last forever, but whatever)
Mario Little -- Super Mario, Air Jordan, Lil Mario, MarLil
OK, I know some of those names are pretty awful ideas, but whatever. I'm over it. Again, post ideas in the comments, if you've got them.
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First off....
I think it’s important that we don’t force anything : D
Nicknames are earned, developed and can’t necessarily be applied to everyone. Cole for instance isn’t a nickname type player to me. Just like his game is simple, straight forward and solid, so is his name. Cole.
That said there are certainly others where a nickname can and should be applied. Here are my preferences and I like a lot of your ideas.
Tyshawn Taylor – TyTay…easy to type in the OGT, rolls of the tongue and I know we’ve probably all referred to him this way already.
Marcus Morris – McMorris
Markieff Morris – Kieff
The twins together – The Golden Arches (this might be against my better judgment.)
If you throw Mario Little in the game with the Twins then as Kenny said they become…
The Law Firm of Little, Morris and Morris
Tyrel Reed – I like The Burlington Bomber because it is kind of a throwback and any guy who wears mid-level socks is throwback…Tyrel doesn’t wear em high…he doesn’t wear em low…he wears em mid way up to the knee like they did when they had the short shorts.
Those are the ones I think have nickname potential…
I kind of think Sherron is past that point as he has been here 3 years and nothing has really developed so perhaps the Bowling Ball from Chicago should just be called Sherron Collins, no nickname necessary.
Brady – I really struggle with this one right now but maybe others have ideas.
Mario Little – unfortunately his name is the same as a guy around here that had one of the more memorable shots in history, a nickname might be hard to come by for him….
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
I'm almost entirely with Denver on this one
Sherron doesn’t need a nick name. You just say his first name and everyone knows who you are talking about.
TyTay works for me
McMorris – works
Kieff or Kieffer works
I don’t mind Hairday for Brady, I think that’s a good one actually
As for Reed, I’m on board with the Burlington Bomber as well. Its a throwback name. Relly Ice to me sounds like something some sorority chick drank and then tossed her cookies all over my brand new leather couch. (sorry, channeling some of my earlier days…) Plus its WAY too hip hop sounding for a white dude from small town Kansas – even if his name is Tyrel.
You can’t call Little Super Mario. That name is retired. He’s going to have to give me more material for nick name fodder.
As for Cole, whats a good name for a tall goofy lookin white dude? Lurch?
If anything for Cole we could just call him...
Psycho T Slayer…not really, but I wanted to get a UNC jab in this morning
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Alright heres a couple
Sherron – Shechron, The Great Fire of Chicago. I also agree though, that as the undisputed man on this team, his first name is just fine.
Tyshawn – T Squared, TyBomb, Jersey 1
Brady – Living the Dream (this isn’t really a nickname choice, I just started thinking about how effing sweet it must be for Brady to start for KU)
Markieff – The Pennsauken Pitbull
Cole – Got to be either “Cole .45” or “SWIZZIT!” (my favorite result of an opponents drive to the rim)
Mario – Rio Grande (opposite of mario little)
by 2.1 seconds left on Feb 5, 2009 9:16 AM CST reply actions
If Mario Little ever truly earned this nickname it would be a good one...
Mario 2.0
but I can’t emphasize enough that he would have to truly earn this one in some fashion that we will only know when it happens.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
If the guys on sportcenter still did the ridiculous insert in the middle name thing then Cole would be...
Cole “yes I’m tall and from Minnesota but don’t call me Paul Bunyan” Aldrich.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
sorry...I'm bored...
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
How can you bored after yesterday's epic postings! Maybe you're just woozy from exhaustion.
That was fantastic stuff Denver. Hope you can leave it all on the sidebar for a while. (Like til football season)
by hunter s. royal on Feb 5, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
have to talk to Rock Chalk about posting it somewhere for posterity...
but you’ve actually given me a new idea…
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
I'd go with T2. I'm lazy & it would be easy to type in a game thread.
Cole45 isn’t bad, but Cole is a pretty good name by itself. The Law Firm for Little, Morris & Morris is great. Relly Ice kinda works as a humorous play on a rap name. It seems ridiculous but he’s clutch enough it might work. Mac & Mark would work as game thread identifiers for the twins, but not as real nicknames.(Thinking lazy again) I’ll have to consult my Bulfinch’s Mythology book & see if I can come up with something epic that isn’t too long-winded to use regularly. That might work better for Self, as he is definitely becoming a legend.
by hunter s. royal on Feb 5, 2009 10:49 AM CST reply actions
Don't know about this one, but the LJW reports Cole's teammates have been calling him
“The Phantom of the Phog” because of his mask.
by hunter s. royal on Feb 5, 2009 11:08 AM CST reply actions
Funny...but not sure that one will stick...
does anyone remember the press conference after the UNC last year where the upperclassmen were mocking is repetitive use of the word “tenacious”
that would be a funny one…
“Tenacious Cole”
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Yeah that's right
Cole was bashful as could be after shutting down Suckborough. He made some mention of Tenacious and Arthur spend the rest of the news conference ripping on him. When all of them sat up to leave, Arthur and Rush looked at eachother and said, “Tenacious.” Classic clip. Nice recall there Denver. lol
probably one of my favorite presser clips from last year...
even NCHCBS was laughing about it …
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Hmm
Don’t really like TyTay because it just sounds kinda girlish, but if enough like it, so be it. I’ve kind of referred to him as TT in game threads and stuff, a T squared kind of thing.
Morris’s seem simple to me: Kief & Cus….straightforward and to the point.
I like the Rio Grande suggestion for Mario.
The rest, I feel like they gotta earn em.
by I need more Esteban on Feb 5, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions
way to go...
now TyTay sounds extremely feminine when I say it…I would have never thought of it but now you have done it and it is no longer an acceptable option in my mind…take my vote away for TyTay
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
haha sorry
but think about yelling it out in a crowd of people….Way to go TyTay! MMMM I don’t think so
by I need more Esteban on Feb 5, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
Great, now I'm envisioning...
Rupaul and company cheering him on.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
My picks
Sherron – the bowling ball
MC-hammer
MK-Kiefer
Mario-Rio de jenero
Tyshawn-double T
Tyrel-Mr Clutch
Brady-Bunches (in reference to not only the brady bunch, but the fact that he scores in bunches)
Cole-Sherriff, the Enforcer, King Cole, Sultan of Swat, Big Nasty, i could go on and on. Cole is like Babe Ruth, he deserves a ton of different nicknames
Bootsy Collins
You guys are probably all to young to remember Bootsy Collins and his rubberband back in the funk days of the 1970’s
I’ve always called Sherron….. Bootsy
I just love that name
I'm leaning that way ever since...
Esteban made me feel like TyTay is something the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy might say before sipping a martini.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Hey -
I like martinis – if you’re looking for a drink on the fey side, how ’bout…Appletinis or Cosmo or Relly Ice?
yes Cosmo's...
the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cast drinking Cosmo’s…that’s where one might here the phrase TyTay
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Brady
Well I think Brady looks exactly like Doug http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/396/doug_N.jpg&usg=AFQjCNF88rKP9aOvK5j2Znuer3qlWBTd-gFunny…so maybe something about that
awesome you fixed it...
and yes GingerBalls, I think you’re onto something good find…GingerBalls…that name makes me laugh
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
GingerBalls...
what the hell kind of linkjob is that :D
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
Denver...
My bad, new to this whole SBNation thing…who knew it was so easy to post a pic? Oh, anyone with half a brain…got it
by GingerBalls-OBK on Feb 6, 2009 2:00 AM CST up reply actions
totally kidding with you...
just giving you a hard time…
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
definitely!
me and freinds have been calling him Doug Funny for awhile now, good call
by I need more Esteban on Feb 6, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
OK.
Yeah, I suppose the necessity for nicknames doesn’t really exist. I love nicknames, but I understand that you have to really earn them, I suppose.
As far as my personal preferences…
I still like Superstar for Sherron. For some reason, it seems to fit. I don’t really know. But yeah, Sherron is obviously fine, I’m just talking about other names too.
T-Squared, or just TT, is fine for Tyshawn. I’ve never really liked TyTay, but that’s seemed to be the general nickname consensus.
Burlington Bomber’s fine, I suppose, for Tyrel. I’ll still call him Relly Ice when he hits a clutch shot, but BB is a better pure nickname, I suppose.
Cole, like all of you said, doesn’t really need a nickname. He just isn’t that type of player. I kind of like TOTWG, I think it’s really funny personally, but that’s about it. I don’t like Coleplay, just have seen it around before.
I love the Doug reference for Brady. Do we just call him Doug, or Dougie, or what? But he does look nearly identical to Doug, and that needs to be related.
I love McMorris for Marcus Morris. It’s funny, it makes fun of Ron Franklin, it’s easy to type, it’s obvious who you are talking about. And Kieffer should be Markieff’s nickname. Again, easy to type, but distinguishable.
I love Rio Grande for Mario Little. Love it. That’s my vote.
So, yeah, in summary, this was just for fun. We certainly don’t have to force nicknames on anyone, and it is silly to try and create a nickname for every player on the team.
definitely fun...
reading everyone’s responses…I’m sure we’ll get some more still too.
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
The forgotten person
rockchalk = DDR?!?! :D
"I just trust what he does. And he has such a great ass..... er... grasp" -Chase "Booger" DanielS on Colt McCoy's "Ass-ets"
As far as players
I like:
T Squared
MC Hammer
Relly Ice isn’t bad
For Brady- shorten the last name to “Star”. Kind of like calling a huge guy “Tiny”
and I love Mario 2.0 (just because it’s an update, doesn’t mean it’s better)
I just got back from your mom's basement.
Haha someone has been using windows for a while
by 2.1 seconds left on Feb 6, 2009 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
If we're using that line of thinking perhaps...
Mario Vista would be better
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs.
My List
Sherron – RonRon, the human bowling ball, Charmander (and when he sparks a run, we are officially on a Sherron-run)
Cole – Cole the Pole, King Cole, Sultain of Swat, the Whole Cole
Tyshawn – Ty Fighter, Stir Fry, Taylor the Mailer
Brady – “The hair up there”
Tyrel – White Tyrel
Marcus Morris – Cus, Mick, MoMick
Markieff Morris – Kieff, Mack, MoMack
Travis – T. Rel, T. Relly
Mario – a Little goes a long way, hey Little Dittle, Mario from out Fario
Quintrell – Trelly, The Mighty Quintrell
Matt K. – Blaze, Red, What rhymes with Orange? Kleinmann
by oldguysnamedbobby on Feb 18, 2009 4:57 PM CST reply actions

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