Post of the day

Today's post is brought to us by TurdFerguson on the LJWorld/KU Sports site for Gary Bedore's article, Griffin Makes Game Different

The fact is KU beat the only team that they had the opportunity to play on Monday. It is hilarious that this type of blatant homerism was even printed.

This stuff is flat out laughable. Yeah, I'm sure OU would have gotten every point that they actually did, plus the easy 40 points that Griffin would have put up. This chick is living in a fantasy land. Her logic is even bad. Cole was "underwhelming" against a Griffinless team. So she's saying Cole didn't even take advantage of Griffin being out, and should have won the game handily (if not for a barrage of late 3's by a couple of unknowns).

Here are some other "facts" you may have heard about blake griffin:

-Blake Griffin is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball!
-Blake Griffin rides to practice on a tornado?
-Blake Griffin once used a live rattle snake as a condom!
-His poop is considered currency in Argentina.
-He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
-He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson.
-They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek by listening to Blake talk in his sleep.
-He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
-They use Blake's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
-We once had a bachelor party for Blake. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-Blake named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.
-If you drop a phonograph needle on Blake's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
-Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Blake said it would've happened sometime.
-He breastfeeds John Madden!
-He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
-All the Yes album covers are Griffin family photos.
-Blake's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2.
-Blake ranks 18th in the AP College Football Poll.
-He sweats Gatorade
-Blake Griffin is the father of every kid in Norman
-One time I was with Blake in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Blake goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Blake Griffin! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'BlakeGriffin' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

Credit here goes to TurdFurgeson -