Border War Here We Come
Finally, we are here. For weeks we have had an eye on the Border War, always trying to not get too caught up in the hype. After all, we are in uncharted waters here at Kansas and the national media was just waiting for our ship to sink. But it wasn't to be. In the year where everyone lost, we didn't. In a year where 11,968 teams lost while ranked in the Top 5 (all of them to unranked teams), we haven't.
And except for one little slip-up, in Norman no less, the Misery Tigers have done the same. Yeah, I know, one loss is a helluva lot different than zero. But this is the year of the loss, of the upset, of whatever you want to call it, and even after Boomer Sooner's second falter on the road against an unranked opponent, Misery's loss is the best out there for all of the one-loss teams. It was on the road, against what is most likely the most talented team in the country. No shame.
All of this has made watching Misery scores incredibly weird. I wanted Misery to lose, sure, I'm not exactly a fan. But, on the other hand, my #1 key is to root for what is best for the Kansas Jayhawks. And Misery continuing to win could only benefit Kansas, as it will if we beat them November 24. No matter what people try and tell you, if we beat Misery we will have one of the best wins in the country of a MNC contender. And we will be the only BCS-conference undefeated. An automatic shoo-in to the MNC, as long as we don't lose to stupid Boomer Sooner in the Big 12 Championship game. That would really suck.
So let the hate begin. Hate, hate, hate. It will all be settled on the field, at Arrowhead Stadium, November 24th. And some stuff will be decided in the stands, I have the over-under on fights at 20.5. I mean calling-security magnitude fights. Not loud disagreements.
It will be the #2 team vs. the #3 team in the BCS. The biggest game of the year in college football, at least at the moment of kickoff. I don't care that it is Misery-Kansas, if this is Michigan-TOSU (like it was last season) this game is hyped so much you would think it had something to do with the Patriots.
So here we have it, the stage is set. #2 vs. #3 in the BCS. Reesing vs. Daniel for the Heisman race. Battle for the Big 12 North Title. Mangino vs. Pinkel. Battle for a MNC slot, as long as the winner takes care of business in San Antonio.
But more than all of that, it is the Border War. You can talk as much as you want about other rivalries in college football and how they are better, Auburn-Alabama, Michigan-TOSU, you name it. Every other rivalry (save Navy-Army) pales in comparison to the history of Kansas-Misery. These two towns went as far as to kill innocent women and children in the opposing state in the Civil War. Columbians, led by Paul Quantrill, even burned down all of Lawrence. This is serious stuff folks, and after hours and hours of tailgating full of alcohol sink in, fights will abound both before the game in the parking lot, during the game in the stands and around the stadium and, especially, after the game in the parking lot. Serious, serious fights. College Gameday is coming to town at Arrowhead Stadium, which will air from 9-11 AM local time. The game doesn't start until 7 PM local time. You won't even be able to enter the stadium until 5 PM. That leaves a helluva lot of time for tailgating, which means lots of alcohol.
So if you go to the game, stay safe. Alcohol + angry fans of rival schools = fights aplenty. Try and stay out of them, especially with arrogant Misery fans.
I hate Misery.
ROCK CHALK BABY!
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The NC race is critical, but I did find a reason to root against Misery yesterday -- it would have been nice to celebrate the title yesterday in Lawrence. No big deal though, I can wait a week.
by Damage96 on Nov 18, 2007 9:15 AM CST reply actions
Hahaha
(I'm only doing this as part of the rivalry. This is a great blog, and I'm a big fan of rockchalk on other SBNation blogs. But, this is what this week is about. So, outside of what I'm about to say, congrats on a great season, and good luck next weekend.)
I was more worried about the KState game than this one. You're all bluster and people fawning over you because you're a cute story. You have absolutely nothing real about you. And what's worse? You know it. You can tell. I hear you talking about this being a "special team" that finds "a way to win" and somewhere in the back of your mind is how you had to scrape out a win against a Kansas team we dismantled in Boulder. You know you haven't faced Texas or OU, not even at home, much less on the road where we went toe to toe and led in the 3rd, falling to a great team, but improving from there on out. You put up 76 points with your starters and felt all jolly, overlooking the fact that you gave up 20+ points to a completely useless offense at that point, before they rallied against KState. Your defense looks great against teams like Iowa State and Baylor, and Southwestern Kentucky Technical Institue of the Arts or whoever you played in non-con, while we beat Illinois, who toppled Ohio State last weekend.
We've gotten better as the season has gone on, keeping efficient, deadly, and opportunistic. You've kept up your cute little act, bullying teams with no shot against you and getting love from the national media because you're so cute.
You won't look so cute next weekend with 500 yards of offense and a ton of touchdowns thrown up on your overrated defense. We've seen this before. Cute team makes it to the big game, everyone's rooting for them, then on Monday, everyone's giving you the Dennis Green treatment.
"They are who we thought they were!"
You are who we know you are.
Overrated. Useless. Cute. Predictable.
Losers.
We've had a legitimate great season, and it's been overshadowed by your paper victories and the fact that everyone thinks it's funny that your coach is a perfect example of America's problem with obesity. Seriously. That's what people know about you! "Go kU! Your coach is fat!"
We have the best offense in the country, and our defense is leaps and bounds better than yours.
You're going to find out what it's like to be exposed on national television next week.
Burn in hell, jayhawks.
See you Saturday.
by mizzourobot on Nov 18, 2007 10:56 AM CST reply actions
You are such a tool.
Who still says "they are who we thought they were?" Probably someone that thinks to themself, "just how does Coors keep coming up with such consistently great advertisements? SILVER BULLET!"
Your defense is by far the worst squad that will be on the field next week, but you know that already.
Congratulations on keeping it somewhat close against a 2-loss Oklahoma team. Really, that has to be the most impressive thing anyone has done this year. Forget actually winning games- the important thing is to try really really hard, and not get embarassed by the big bad Sooners. Too bad OU could have easily added another TD or so, but you know that too.
Why do you feel the need to write 1500 word opuses on an opponent's blog? Fear. You're scared to death this week, because you know that once again, the boys in Crimson and Blue are going to pee in your cereal.
Just promise me one thing. When we beat you (and we WILL beat you), you don't get to whine, bitch, or make excuses. Take your loss like a man, and admit you lost to the better team. Mizzou fans have never been known for their class, but next Sunday morning will be an excellent chance for you all to make a fresh start.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Nov 18, 2007 2:37 PM CST reply actions
If your team
Do me a favor, let's keep it about the teams, will you? You can talk about methheads etc. and that's cute, much like your little record, but it's not relevant, much like you won't be in a week.
Yeah, since we've had a higher margin of victory and a much higher strength of schedule, we're obviously scared of you. OU would have ran you out of the building. Your defense has looked great. Against Baylor. And Iowa State. Congratulations.
Also, and this is a legitimate question, how often am I going to be hearing about basketball from kU fans this week? Because you own us in basketball, and I can admit that.
This ain't basketball.
by mizzourobot on Nov 18, 2007 2:45 PM CST reply actions
hey hey hey
THE BIG 12 NORTH TEAM!
we want more respect as a division, and at the end of the day this game, no matter who wins, will go a long long long way towards that goal. a long way.
this is #2 v. #4 on november 24th and both teams are in the big 12 north. trash talk will be abundant this week, i understand that, but lets keep it clean.
miserys use of meth has nothing to do with the game, so lets keep it out of game previews. same with basketball.
but seriously, MAWK, you are going down. you can talk about SOS until you are blue in the face, but it is clear to anyone who has watched kansas play a football game that we are every bit as good as misery.
they very well might win on saturday, and in fact i believe they should be favored, but these teams are even any way you want to look at it. their offense is better, our defense is better. the difference between the two units is about the same for both teams. both defenses are better than most think, especially ours.
just enjoy this week, this will be the most enjoyable pre-game week of kansas football in the history of the world. just enjoy it as much as possible, try not and get caught up into silly rivalry talk.

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